Lost and Found

After the jump is a silly but entertaining rant I had on IRC long ago.  I thought it lost but the Internet Archive and their "Wayback Machine" saved it for future generations to enjoy. 

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[14:02:34] * SexBoy says lets all rant about somthing right now!

[14:03:40] <SexBoy> I really really hate our president! I hate right wing

freaks, I hate alergies, I hate eggplant, I hate skinheads!

[14:04:56] <SexBoy> I hate crappy DAT drives that make run around like a

chicken trying to fix them, I hate rotary phones, I hate jock itch

[14:05:54] <SexBoy> I hate expensive porn, I hate rap, I hate heat, I hate

the itchiness accompanying shaven testicles

[14:06:10] <SexBoy> I hate bugs, I hate the greenhouse effect

[14:06:45] <SexBoy> I hate earthquakes, I hate hate, I hate people who

dont know I own the road

[14:07:26] <SexBoy> I hate elevator music, I hate people who hate haters

[14:07:48] <SexBoy> I hate premeture ejaculation

[14:08:13] <SexBoy> I hate nervousness, I hate anxiety, I hate regrets

[14:08:55] <SexBoy> I hate jeans that are still semi-shurnk from the dryer

and it takes all day to strech them out, I hate running out of gas

[14:10:33] <SexBoy> I hate flat tires, I hate wasted minds, I hate

judgmental people, I hate to be juged by my cover, I hate being over

weight, I hate air plane bathrooms

[14:11:48] <SexBoy> I hate not having had sex in an airplane bathroom, I

hate dry toast, I hate mushrooms, I hate shellfish

[14:12:36] <SexBoy> I hate ass cancer, I hate colds and flu's, I hate the

media, I hate traffic

[14:14:38] <SexBoy> I hate the fact that I am "american" in the eyes of

the rest of the world, I hate nazi's, I hate killers, I hate the effects

of communism, I hate the smell of paper mills, I hate bad services

[14:15:56] <SexBoy> I hate continental drift, I hate tube worms, I hate

fleas and ticks, I esspecially hate ticks, I hate cotton mouth, I hate hangovers

[14:17:03] <SexBoy> I hate bad drugs, I hate laced drugs, I hate plumbers

butt, I hate hair that get stuck in the drain and makes the shower back up

[14:18:12] <SexBoy> I hate girls that dont like manimal, I hate being

shuned, I hate missing people, I hate putting my foot in my mouth, I hate

fights, I hate weeds, I hate stink bugs

[14:19:48] <SexBoy> I hate hot cement and bare feet, I hate waking up in

the dark, I hate monters in my closet, I hate monsters under my bed, I

hate irational fears, I hate robbers, I hate static cling

[14:21:04] <SexBoy> I hate thoes who exploit the weak, I hate

incompitance, I hate religious fanatics, I hate god, I hate the devil, I

hate hemmingway

[14:23:07] <SexBoy> I hate scientology, I hate overcrowding, I hate

dancing alone, I hate bad cigars, I hate smoking, I hate lost socks, I hate ripped underwear, I hate the cost of home lighting

[14:25:12] <SexBoy> I hate blackberry bushes, I hate being tired all the

time, I hate dying, I hate the smell of the dead, I hate ghouls, I hate

pomes that rhyme, I hate homophobes, I hate bad wine, I hate government, I

hate bad backs

[14:26:59] <SexBoy> I hate being put down, I hate failur, I hate rejetion, I hate my apperance, I hate unsatisfiying sex, I hate not climaxing, I

hate boredom, I hate Le Car

[14:28:25] <SexBoy> I hate the american work ethic, I hate being a loser,

I hate being dissagreed with, I hate not being dissagreed with, I hate

"constructive" critisim, I hate sweating

[14:30:08] <SexBoy> I hate elips's (...), I hate not having the cable I

need, I hate not ever having climaxed "too much", I hate jerry springer, I

hate mullets, I hate bombs

[14:31:51] <SexBoy> I hate my chair at work, I hate the bills, I hate nosy

neighbors, I my toenails growth spurts, I hate the hair that grows between

my eye brows

[14:32:04] <SexBoy> I hate notbeing able to finish this!

[14:32:06] * SexBoy is FOO

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